I hate shopping. I often tell my friends that it is less exhausting to work a 13 hour manual labor day (e.g. laying concrete, landscaping, construction, working the potato harvest in Idaho–all of which I have done) than it is to spend four hours shopping for clothes, or groceries. I hate the lines. I hate the choosing between unlimited options. I driving to and from stores and then walking all the way through them. I don’t understand those who like shopping. How is it fun to go and spend huge amounts of time just to spend huge amounts of money. Even worse is when you spend huge amounts of time and then you return with nothing. I know girls who just shop to look, they don’t ever buy anything. It is all odd to me.
With regards to the lines. These lines are why I rarely shop at WalMart and why I shop at Kmart and the Family Dollar. Walmart is always a zoo. The other day, at Walmart, it took me about an hour just to buy a stick of deodorant. The drive is ten minutes. I had to park way out in the far end of the parking lot and then walk all over the huge store just to find someone that wasn’t busy to ask were the deodorant was (The number of overweight people in Walmart is surprising, you would think walking all over that store would put them in shape). I ended up talking to a frequent Wallyworld shopper who knew more about Walmart than their employees do, she led me to an overwhelming shelf of deodorants of all shapes, colors, scents, costs, brands, and sizes. After picking my new deodorant I walked up and down 100 yards of checkout counters just to find that I wasn’t going to avoid any lines. Who would have thought that all those people parked in closer car stalls than me, who had all used up all the customer assistance before I even got in the door, would now be in front of me at the checkout line? It was a miserable hour of my life.
On the contrary, the other day I stopped at a Family Dollar, and I had a wonderful experience. I was able to park within 40 feet of the store door. When I got inside I was just steps away from one side of the store to the other. Picking was easy because they only give you two or three choices. Prices are often better than Walmart. Checkout was a breeze, because they don’t have lines. Other than the size of the store, Kmart is the same way. I love short lines.
Perhaps Kmart/Sears, who is hurting terribly right now, should advertise the one good reason to shop at Kmart instead of Walmart. Shorter lines and closer parking spots. It would work for me.
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