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		<title>Status King &#8211; The top 25 funniest facebook status updates of all time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Harmon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite part of facebook is the status updates. On several occasions I have been forced to try and cover a burst of laughter that hits as I read a friend&#8217;s hilariously clever facebook status during the middle class. Trying to stop the laughter usually turns into sort of an embarrassing snort. 
Before Christmas my family [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite part of facebook is the status updates. On several occasions I have been forced to try and cover a burst of laughter that hits as I read a friend&#8217;s hilariously clever facebook status during the middle class. Trying to stop the laughter usually turns into sort of an embarrassing snort. </p>
<p>Before Christmas my family was discussing facebook. My oldest brother, Theron, had the idea of putting funny facebook statuses on T-shirts.  My younger brother Jordan (17 years old)  decided he would want a T-shirt that says: &#8220;Jordan is available&#8221; and then have the little facebook box &#8220;What are you doing right now?&#8221; on it. The ideas bounced off each other and withing a day or two we had a business plan. The result is <a title="funny facebook statuses on T-shirts" href="http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=44967646746">Status King</a>. </p>
<p><a href="http://jeffreyharmon.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/status-king.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-177" title="status-king" src="http://jeffreyharmon.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/status-king.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="359" /></a></p>
<p>It has been up and running for just over a week and we already have over <a href="http://statusking.net">700 active Status King users</a>, <a title="reviews of status king" href="http://www.facebook.com/reviews/see_all.php?of=44967646746">50 five star reviews</a>, and over <a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000000004&amp;id=44967646746&amp;sid=4483330c021aa7ea58d4115fa1ea5f2b">130</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000000004&amp;id=44967646746&amp;sid=4483330c021aa7ea58d4115fa1ea5f2b"> facebook</a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000000004&amp;id=44967646746&amp;sid=4483330c021aa7ea58d4115fa1ea5f2b"> Status King fans</a>. </p>
<p>Pretty soon we will have the best collection of funniest facebook status updates on the Internet. Take a look at the <a title="top 25 facebook status updates of all time" href="http://apps.facebook.com/status_king/alltime.php">Top 25 facebook status updates of all time</a>. </p>
<p>We have also created the URL <a href="http://statusking.net">http://StatusKing.net</a> so make sharing a little more easy.</p>
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