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• She might just even up an otherwise landslide to Obama.
• It is a CHANGE that might just defuse Obama’s attempts to portray McCain as “more of the same”.
• Compliments from McCain’s greatest critics - even Ron Paul admitted this was a very politically savvy move.
• Softens hearts to McCain (even though I will not vote for McCain or Obama, it immediately softened my image of McCain).
• Pulls Hillary followers from Obama.
• A strong family mother will help make up for McCain’s lacking family life.
• The prettiest VP candidate in history (way prettier than Hillary and her “I want to dominate the world” look).
• Means we don’t have to look at McCain’s ugly old mug everyday.
• Will create the most viewed VP debates in US history.
• That we might just get a woman president after all, McCain is 73.

And gives us some very good jokes (got these on Mashable):

Sarah Palin Facts:
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
Little Known Fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

… and perhaps most frighteningly, this little known fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.

Just a side note, I believe that McCain was going to pick Romney if Obama had picked Hillary. I am sure glad he didn’t. I wouldn’t want the Mormon church to be represented in anyway by McCain’s unconstitutional policies.

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